September 2011
2 posts
New rules for football drinking games. For every time Al Michaels says “touch back” take a shot. #football
Heading off to #Milwaukee next weekend, and I’m looking for any recommendations for a good place for local beer and food. Any suggestions?
August 2011
3 posts
RT @BreakiingNews: Mayor Bloomberg to NYC: RUN FOR YOUR F&^*ING LIVES!
I actually have other stuff planned, but the fact that’s in there amuses me for some reason.
I love the trending topics in the U.S. They tell me what movie is on basic cable, without me leaving the computer.
July 2011
2 posts
Although it is an excuses to get some sort of tab device. I’m thinking about the HP touchpad.
Truth be told, I miss food trucks around my office.
June 2011
1 post
The most interesting part of leaving a job is the email cleanup. There is a lot of crap in outlook
May 2011
2 posts
Maybe if I’m lucky, I can catch the break I need this week.
Ahh, the MD-88. It’s the Buick of the Skies. Not to fancy, but you know it’s going to get you there in one piece.
April 2011
10 posts
The thing I fear the most is change. Even if it’s self made change
I love putting awkward “the”s in the middle of the sentences.
Not Starbucks best work. Warm ice coffee nowhere near filled http://t.co/cxxLu6A
No lady, we aren’t all gagging in your perfume, its just in your head.
Sorry, I just can’t drink a Coors light. My body actually rejects it.
Wait, I meant to say loathed to ride the metro. Flippin auto complete.
Ten pounds folks. That’s 1/10 of my goal weight in the last three weeks. Imagine what’s going to happen when I start working out again.
Pants
Oh great now it’s hailing in #Annapolis. Wonderful. What’s next?
Twitter on blackberry. Huh
March 2011
20 posts
Someone found the keys to the @hfsdc twitter account. Sheesh
I’m really digging the Amazon cloud player. Can’t wait to get home, and upload more music.
I was having problems with my Droid, so the desk tech recommended resettting my phone.
Also while in the store, someone came in and asked about a Kin. Let that one sink in.
Just munched a @waze ‘cupcake’ road goodie worth 2 points!
Good morning Fat Boy Slim, let’s make this a great morning.
Are there any secretarial schools left?
I just earned the ‘St. Patrick’s Day (2011)’ badge on @untappd! http://untpd.it/CLRitw
Switching from XP to Win7 and back again is a bit jarring first thing in the morning.
Good night #zune
Office QOTD
“What we need is a bacon croissant”
— What?
“Elvis is not a band” is going to be my new band name.
It’s good to be reminded that no good deed goes unpunished.
When I think shrimp tacos, I think Taco bell?
It’s a Herb Alpert kind of morning.
RT @5tevenw: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Vintage Computer Ads →
I actually remember some of these, but the Univac one is a classic.
I kind of dig getting to work at 7:30 am. Quiet, and amazingly not crazy.
Goodbye Book of Face
Hello Microblogging.
August 2009
18 posts
Is it wrong to lust after kitchen products, if it is I don’t want to be right. http://bit.ly/8WogS
Help Desk Manager….. sounds almost tempting.
Insomnia sucks.
I spent three hours doing my expense report last week, and it’s wrong? Oh come on!
RT @caramiaculpa: “I’m sickened by how bottled water is thought of as luxury. True luxury: being able to drink the water from your faucet.”
Call it a byproduct of growing up with around water well drillers, but I think clean safe drinking water is the greatest thing ever.
Back on the swing of things at the office. Maybe 6 months and Ill be ready for field again. I’m looking at Asia next time.
on my way home.
For some reason, I rate high enough to get a driver for every part of my trip.
Its time for Jake Vs. The Airlines…. Mali edition!